 The tabloids report that Herbie "The Love Bug," has
won the heart, er engine, of Daisy. Rumors report that Herbie who is nearly 30 years
older than Daisy are going to get hitched.This isn't the first case of what appears to be an
epidemic. Reports are coming in from all over America of outbreaks of the "Love
Bug." Thousands of people have been bitten. They are marching to their
local dealership and purchasing a bug similar to daisy. It looks like beetlemania
has returned to this country after an eleven year absence. |
